the king and queen of northfork kingdom

the story of a family
a princess and four princes;
in younger years they had dark hair
and now they need blue rinses
and now they need blue rinses.

royalty in grand forks town
with love their ruling tactic;
the king and queen, named cy and lil
heard not of prophylactics.
heard not of prophylactics.

so the family kept on growing
without knowing where it was going;
though their history isn't worth selling
it is worth telling, so stop your yelling
until this tuneful tale is told...

from scotland's lowlands lillian came
and cyrus haled from sherbrooke.
their destiny would have them meet,
like in a fairy-tale book.
like in a fairy-tale book.

the queen was quite the gifted cook,
and magic was suspected;
constabulary residents,
her apple pies protected.
her apple pies protected.

the king's own castle home was built
with heart and soul and callous.
he started with a load of lumber,
ended with a palace.
he ended with a palace.

the people came from miles around
to taste the queen's main courses,
king cyrus, he was called upon
to fix the pigs and horses.
he fixed the pigs and horses.

so the family kept on growing
without knowing where it was going;
though their history isn't worth selling
it is worth telling, so stop your yelling
until this tuneful tale is told...

then dorothy got a little sister,
betty; 13 years old,
and freddie joined with keith and lloyd
and roy and cute little harold.
with roy and cute little harold.

and now...
five princes and two princesses
work hard at love and labour;
the king and queen had taught them well
to love both God and neighbour.
they love both God and neighbour.

so the family kept on growing
without knowing where it was going;
though their history isn't worth selling
it is worth telling, so stop your yelling
until this tuneful tale is told...